Rub Your Butt

My Googling re: driving in Italy finds words about the local drivers such as "aggressive", "skillful" -- and warn of a "white-knuckle experience".

I'm cautioned about 80+ mph tailgaters, scooters appearing out of nowhere, ZTLs (no traffic zones), and medieval streets.

I learn that gas stations close during siesta.

But the most strident warnings by far are about the parking -- or lack thereof. Parking is at a premium, lots fill up quickly, meter maids are ruthless, and towing is not rare.

Luckily for me I'm driving in Liguria, where the locals have a foolproof gesticular blessing to appeal to the parking gods -- rubbing your butt with sincerity.